Steven Seybold Portfolio Site

Check out this amazing advertisement for a used Nissan Xterra. It is a fantastic read. So good, in fact, that I am almost positive that my buddy Andy wrote it.

Here's a taste:
"This car was engineered by 3rd degree ninja super-warriors in the highest mountains of Japan to serve the needs of the man that cheats death on a daily basis. They didn't even consider superfluous nancy boy amenities like navigation systems (real men don't get lost), heated leather seats (a real man doesn't let anything warm his butt), or On Star (real men don't even know what the hell On Star is)."

Thanks to applenerd for finding this gem.

---